cutepoints (1-10): 5
disposition: loyal, determined
about: although he sees just fine,
porgle senses the world more
with his nose than his eyes. he
doesn’t discriminate between a
flowery perfume and a stinky
cheese… if it has aroma, it must
be inhaled deeply.
quote: “mmm. dat stinkles.”
likes: garbage, sweat socks

cutepoints (1-10): 1
disposition: gregarious, outgoing
about: in spite of his undeniable
friendly charisma, marv the
malarial mosquito has no friends.
it doesn’t matter that he does it
with a smile and a wink… biting
is a poor way to impress new
acquaintances.
quote: “what blood type are you,
baby?”

cutepoints (1-10): 3
disposition: curious, wobbly
about: there are few activities
bunkle is skilled at. he can’t run
fast, or swim well, or dig holes.
however, he is an expert at
spinning around… he often does
this for long periods of time. it
never makes him sick, and he can
fall down with the best of them.
likes: carousels, cotton candy.

cutepoints (1-10): 7
disposition: teeny, acrobatic
about: pip is a daredevil. on a
small scale. he likes to tightrope
walk… on the back of the sofa. he
once leaped over 3 ladybugs on
a tricycle. another time he ‘rolled’
down a big hill in a cardboard box.
quote: “today is a great day for
great feats of daring! and candy!”
likes: helmets, big hills

cutepoints (1-10): 6
disposition: quiet, malleable
about: zeezil is as small as your
pinky fingernail. when he wants
to go somewhere fast, he curls
into a ball and rolls there. if you
see him, he pretends that he
doesn’t exist and turns invisible.
he feels wet and slippery to the
touch, like an oily balloon.
likes: spying on people and ants

cutepoints (1-10): 9
disposition: sad, crybaby
about: oh! poor kitty is crying!
why is she sad? must there
always be a reason? don’t you
feel bad for her, poor kitty?
maybe if you give her a bowl of
milk and stroke her fur she will
feel better.
quote: “snifl. i’se gots the mopes.”
likes: sympathy, ear scratches

cutepoints (1-10): 4
disposition: affectionate, friendly
about: you have probably noticed
the big red ball dangling from
flimpflump’s head… this is a lure.
when an unsuspecting critter
goes up to it, he surprises them
with a bonk on the noodle and
then gives them big, unsolicited
hugs until they ask him to stop.
likes: hugs, pillows

cutepoints (1-10): 3
disposition: sneaky, strong
about: beezo is not to be trusted.
although cute on the outside, it
is hard to know what is hidden
under his flexible exoskeleton.
he has been known to swipe
cookies when no one is looking.
he often uses his antenna to hear
conversations in other rooms.
likes: poker, sunglasses

cutepoints (1-10): 4
about: soon after filbert learned
how to walk, he discovered that
he really liked to fall down. now
that he can run he likes to zip
around and jump in the air,
landing on his hiney and giggling.
sometimes he wonders why it
often hurts when he sits down.
quote: “i faw down go boom agin.”
likes: his ball, mud

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roller raccoon says: “i am honored! thanks much to all who voted for me. do we eat ice cream and cake now, huh?”