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Polls close end of day Saturday, May 3rd.

cutepoints (1-10): 8
disposition: enthusiastic
about: there is nothing trixie
likes better than cooking. if only
her culinary talents matched her
enthusiasm! as it is, the last
time she baked a cake, it tasted
like a dirty sponge and gave her
friends sour tummies for weeks.
quote: “needs more cumin!”
likes: spices, herbs, lots of salt.

cutepoints (1-10): 8
disposition: fast, stealthy
about: oh, that all dilemmas were
solved as happily as this one…
cantaloupe sherbet or chocolate
coffee bean crunch? roller raccoon
shrugs and chooses to alternate
licks between the two cones.
quote: “all the world’s a skate
park, it just doesn’t know it.”
likes: big hills, dumpsters

cutepoints (1-10): 9
disposition: affectionate, friendly
about: not every chick can
claim a full set of choppers, and
peepo’s bright smile makes him
even cuter than the average
hatchling. even though he is now
many weeks old, he still sleeps
in his eggshell. he recently
learned how to square dance.
likes: his mama, pachinko parlors

cutepoints (1-10): 6
disposition: melancholy, mopey
about: mooga is looking for
something, but he doesn’t know
what. he does know that when he
finds it, it will solve all of his
troubles and worries, though.
have you seen it anywhere?
quote: “if you stop to smell the
roses, watch out for thorns.”
likes: wet days, violins

cutepoints (1-10): 7
disposition: diva, high-strung
about: pearl loves to sing! in her
view, there is nothing in the
world too mundane to sing about.
she once sang for weeks about the
contents of her dryer lint trap.
quote: “lalala lint trap! lalala lee!
what are the mysteries you’re
holding for me?”
likes: pop music, breath mints

cutepoints (1-10): 7
disposition: scrappy, clever
about: for a giraffe, iggy is very
short… far too short to reach
the leafy greens high up in the
branches that his kinsfolk love.
this doesn’t bother him, though,
as he prefers a light salad with
bread and cheese anyhow.
quote: “the weather here is fine!”
likes: peeking in holes

cutepoints (1-10): 4
disposition: curious, wobbly
about: wanda just hatched. she is
looking for her mama, who is
currently off looking for lunch.
she just saw you, and is now
waiting for you to spit a worm
or bug in her mouth. do you
happen to have one on you?
quote: “pleep.”
likes: naps, burping

cutepoints (1-10): 6
disposition: brainy, bold
about: seeing a green elephant
wearing bvd’s is strange indeed…
the effect is even more startling
when ollie rides his unicycle. an
escapee from a circus, ollie is
capable of many fantastic feats,
but he prefers to impress using
eloquent conversational skills.
likes: pistachios, a good debate.

cutepoints (1-10): 3
disposition: silly, chilly
about: freezo was born at the
north pole. he likes to throw
ice cream pies. his big shoes also
work as skis. if you are not
careful freezo will put seltzer
water ice cubes down your pants.
quote: “no biznizz like snow
biznizz!”
likes: pineapple popsicles