Archive for March, 2008

#14 bartle

#14: bartle

cutepoints (1-10): 4
disposition: hungry, stupid
about: as is a common trait of
many bears, bartle is obsessed
with honey. he has stolen so much
honey from bees he has come to
like bee stings, which only tickle
him now. his paws are sticky.
quote: “if you sees any bees,
please show them to mees.”
likes: honey, syrup, jelly, jam

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#13 squeeka

#13: squeeka

cutepoints (1-10): 9
disposition: naughty, polite
about: a blue mouse! how did he
get this way, you may wonder.
a strict diet of bleu cheese and
blueberries made him this way.
squeeka is very polite… when he
steals cheese from a mousetrap
he leaves a thank you note.
quote: “more cheese if you please”
likes: habitrails, thimbles

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#12 wozzle

#12: wozzle

cutepoints (1-10): 8
disposition: funny, tricky, magic
about: if you ever lost something,
and then found it later in a spot
that you were sure you had
already looked, that may have
been wozzle playing one of his
favorite tricks on you. he lives
in a jack in the pulpit.
quote: “ooba dooba.”
likes: pranks, tricks and hijinks.

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#11 trag

#11: trag

cutepoints (1-10): 4
disposition: hungry, stupid
about: trag is a bad party guest.
dinosaurs know little about good
manners and proper etiquette.
the last birthday party he went
to, he ate all the pizza, cake and
ice cream and a couple of the
other guests.
quote: “rrrrungrrrry”
likes: food, all of it, now please

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#10 shazzo

#10: shazzo

cutepoints (1-10): 3
disposition: magical, musical
about: shazzo is a django, a weird
third cousin of the common djinn.
rather than granting wishes,
djangos grant musical requests.
unfortunately, they are also
terrible musicians. shazzo is
2467 years old.
quote: “dig this crazy rhythm!”
likes: bop, doo wop and pop.

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#9 zaggy

#9: zaggy

cutepoints (1-10): 3
disposition: spaz
about: zaggy is easily excited. he
is usually jumping up and down.
he talks a lot, but says little. if
you scratch behind his ears, he
will follow you everywhere.
quote: “you’re my best friend!
so are you and you!”
likes: chasing his tail, smelling
stinky things.

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#8 wompy

#8: wompy

cutepoints (1-10): 5
disposition: flooby
about: wompy’s body shakes like
gelatin when he laughs. he owns
five kazoos. sometimes he climbs
trees, but he can’t climb down. he
once spent the better part of a
day hugging a rock.
quote: “beeba booba babba boo.”
likes: riding the bus, chasing
his own shadow.

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#7 farnum

#7: farnum

cutepoints (1-10): 1
disposition: mischevious, stinky
about: farnum travels with the
carnivals. he is usually invisible,
which helps him play tricks on
people. He smells like old socks.
quote: “hey, ugly!” yelled in the
middle of a crowd to no one in
particular to watch what ensues.
likes: rides that spin around and
around and around. and around.

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#6 beartholamew

#6: beartholamew

cutepoints (1-10): 7
disposition: hungry
about: beartholamew’s tummy is
never full. he often eats food that
is larger than he is. where does it
all go? it doesn’t concern bear-
tholamew, as he forgets about it
as soon as he spies the next bite.
quote: “do you want that cookie?”
likes: strawberry-grapricot jam
sandwiches.

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#5 mudtoad murphy

#5: mudtoad murphy

cutepoints (1-10): 2
disposition: stinky
about: there is no dream too large
for mudtoad murphy. He has great
plans to be president, go to the
mars, and learn how to ride a bike
in his lifetime.
quote: “you may think i’m cute,
but really i’m just handsome.”
likes: muddy bogs, thick fogs
and hollow logs.

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